Today's Prompt: Write a brief "Dear Abby" letter asking for advice. Or, write a letter giving advice, in response to one of the previous commenters.
Dear Infertile Myrtle,
When someone asks when you are having a baby, respond with this, "Why? Do you know where I can find one?" and then kindly ask them to mind their own business and not worry about the the status of your uterus.